Roses Are Red Blah Blah Blah Beer - Funny Valentine's Day Trucker Hat - Classic Flat Bill Snapback

$28.99
$28.99
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Let's skip the sonnets and get straight to the point. This hilarious trucker hat features the only romantic poem you need to know this February: "Roses are red, blah blah blah, BEER." It’s the perfect Anti-Valentine's statement for the person who would rather have a cold one in their hand than a bouquet of flowers.

The Real Deal Trucker. We don't use cheap, flimsy foam gas station hats. This bold graphic is featured on a premium classic trucker that sets the gold standard for snapbacks.

  • Classic Fit: Features a high-profile, structured crown that stands tall and keeps the focus on the design.

  • Customizable Brim: Ships with a modern flat bill, but it is easily shaped so you can curve it to your exact preference.

  • Breathable: The premium mesh back keeps you cool, whether you're at a crowded pub or a backyard BBQ.

Why this is a seasonal essential:

  • The Vibe: A witty, no-nonsense design for the beer lover who hates small talk.

  • The Look: A clean, timeless style that looks great with a flannel, t-shirt, or hoodie.

  • The Function: Fully adjustable snapback ensures a perfect fit for any head size.

Fit Guide (One Size Fits Most):

  • Adjustable: Features a classic plastic snapback closure.

  • Profile: High-profile (3.5" - 4" crown) for that signature boxy trucker look.

Material Specs:

  • 65% Polyester / 35% Cotton blend (Front)

  • 100% Polyester Mesh (Back)

  • Hard Buckram Structured Front Panels

  • Matching Undervisor


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

CARE GUIDE

  • Machine wash cold gentle cycle with like colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Warm iron as needed