Not Today Cupid - Funny Anti-Valentine's Day Trucker Hat - Classic Snapback Cap

Keep those arrows in the quiver, little guy. 🏹🚫

Sorry, we’re busy. This hilarious trucker hat is the ultimate shield against unwanted romantic gestures, bad dates, and the general mushiness of February 14th. Whether you're happily single, unhappily taken, or just really annoyed by flying babies with weaponry, this hat sends a clear message: you are not the target audience today.

The Real Deal Trucker. We don't use cheap, flimsy foam promo hats. This bold graphic is featured on a premium classic trucker that sets the gold standard for snapbacks.

• Classic Fit: Features a high-profile, structured crown that stands tall and keeps you looking sharp all day long.

• Customizable Brim: Ships with a modern flat bill, but it is easily shaped so you can curve it to your exact preference for that classic look.

• Breathable: The premium mesh back keeps you cool, whether you're at a Galentine's brunch or hiding from your ex.

Why this is a seasonal essential:

• The Vibe: A sassy, dismissive, and funny statement for the Anti-Valentine's crowd.

• The Look: A clean, bold style that pairs perfectly with a hoodie and a "leave me alone" attitude.

• The Function: Fully adjustable snapback ensures a perfect fit for any head size.

Fit Guide (One Size Fits Most):

• Adjustable: Features a classic plastic snapback closure.

• Profile: High-profile (3.5" - 4" crown) for that signature boxy trucker look.

Material Specs:

• 65% Polyester / 35% Cotton blend (Front)

• 100% Polyester Mesh (Back)

• Hard Buckram Structured Front Panels

• Matching Undervisor

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!