New Year Same Hot Mess - Funny New Year's Eve Featherweight Hoodie - Unisex (Men's & Women's)

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The lightest layer for the life of the party. 🥂✨

Honesty is the best resolution. Why pretend change is coming? The wearer is fun, chaotic, and arguably the MVP of the night. This featherweight hoodie is designed for the person who embraces the madness rather than fighting it. Whether spilling champagne at midnight or texting an ex at 12:01, this piece serves as the official uniform for the "chaotic good" crowd.

The "Featherweight" Difference. Surviving a crowded New Year's Eve party requires gear that won't lead to overheating on the dance floor. This design is printed on Featherweight Cotton, featuring a premium drape and a buttery-soft hand feel that offers coverage without the weight.

  • Ultra-Lightweight: At just 4.2 oz, it’s as light as a breeze—ensuring the wearer stays cool even when the party spirals out of control.

  • Versatile Silhouette: A modern crossover V-neckline gives it a refined look that fits in everywhere from a casual house party to a VIP bar section.

  • Premium Hand-Feel: 100% Airlume combed cotton ensures a smooth, luxurious touch against the skin.

Why this is a New Year's essential:

  • The Vibe: A refined, hilarious piece for the person who plans to lower everyone's expectations for 2026.

  • The Comfort: Breathable enough for high-energy celebrations, cozy enough for the recovery lounging on January 1st.

  • The Fit: A tailored, retail fit that flatters without clinging.

Fit Guide (Unisex):

  • Men: Fits true to size. Order normal size for a sharp, tailored look.

  • Women:

    • Standard Fit: Order normal size for a relaxed, breezy drape.

    • Fitted Look: Size down one.

Material Specs:

  • 100% Featherweight Airlume Cotton (4.2 oz)

  • Crossover "V" at neckline for a modern aesthetic

  • Side-seamed construction for a structured drape

CARE GUIDE

  • Machine wash cold gentle cycle with like colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Warm iron as needed