Confidence level: Unlocked. ☘️🥣
This isn't about a balanced breakfast; it's about pure, unfiltered self-assurance. This hilarious, profane trucker hat takes a childhood catchphrase and gives it a very adult upgrade. Whether you are the life of the party, the best-looking person at the bar, or just feeling yourself today, this design lets the world know exactly what is on the menu.
The Real Deal Trucker We don't use cheap, flimsy foam promo hats. This bold graphic is featured on a premium classic trucker that sets the gold standard for snapbacks.
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Classic Fit: Features a high-profile, structured crown that stands tall and keeps you looking sharp all day long.
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Customizable Brim: Ships with a modern flat bill, but it is easily shaped so you can curve it to your exact preference for that classic look.
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Breathable: The premium mesh back keeps you cool, making it essential gear for crowded bars or sunny parade days.
Why this is a holiday essential:
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The Vibe: Bold, vulgar, and incredibly confident.
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The Look: A clean, structured style that pairs perfectly with a festive tee.
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The Function: Fully adjustable snapback ensures a perfect fit for any head size.
Fit Guide (One Size Fits Most):
Material Specs:
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65% Polyester / 35% Cotton blend (Front)
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100% Polyester Mesh (Back)
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Hard Buckram Structured Front Panels
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Matching Undervisor
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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