The 80s were right about romance. ๐ธ๐
Why cry over spilled milk (or a failed relationship) when you can just order another round? This hilarious featherweight hoodie is the official anthem for the heartbroken and the heart-whole alike who plan to spend February 14th with a glass in hand. Whether you're drowning your sorrows or toasting to your freedom, this design is the perfect party starter.
The Perfect Layering Piece. This isn't your heavy, bulky winter sweatshirt. It is a premium featherweight hoodie designed for comfort and versatility. Think of it as your favorite soft t-shirt, but with long sleeves and a hood.
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Super Soft Feel: Crafted from a premium jersey blend that feels broken-in from the first wear.
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Modern Fit: Features a trendy crossover "V" at the neckline for a stylish, retail-ready look.
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Versatile Weight: Light enough to wear indoors at a crowded bar without overheating, but perfect for layering under a jacket.
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Unisex Sizing: A relaxed, comfortable fit that looks great on everyone.
Why this is a seasonal essential:
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The Vibe: A classic, rock-n-roll inspired statement that chooses happy hour over heartbreak.
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The Look: Cuffed sleeves and a relaxed drape make it perfect for pairing with jeans and sneakers.
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The Function: The perfect middle ground between a tee and a sweatshirt.
Fit Guide (Unisex Retail Fit):
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Fit: True to size for a standard fit; size up for a looser, baggier look.
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Structure: Side-seamed construction for a better shape that doesn't look boxy.
Material Specs:
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Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
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Heathers/Triblends: Premium soft cotton/poly blends
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Lightweight jersey fabric (T-shirt weight)