I Don't Need A Valentine I Need A Cocktail - Funny Anti-Valentine's Day Trucker Hat - Classic Flat Bill Snapback

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Cupid, take notes. Bartender, take my order. 🍸📝

Who needs a relationship status when you can have a shaken, stirred, or frozen masterpiece? This hilarious trucker hat sets the record straight for February 14th: you aren't looking for romance, you're looking for the drink menu. It’s the perfect accessory for Galentine's Day brunch, a girls' night out, or anyone who knows that a well-made cocktail never disappoints.

The Real Deal Trucker. We don't use cheap, flimsy foam gas station hats. This bold graphic is featured on a premium classic trucker that sets the gold standard for snapbacks.

  • Classic Fit: Features a high-profile, structured crown that stands tall and keeps the focus on the design.

  • Customizable Brim: Ships with a modern flat bill, but it is easily shaped so you can curve it to your exact preference.

  • Breathable: The premium mesh back keeps you cool, whether you're at a rooftop bar or a crowded club.

Why this is a seasonal essential:

  • The Vibe: A witty, independent statement piece for the cocktail enthusiast.

  • The Look: A clean, timeless style that pairs perfectly with a leather jacket or party outfit.

  • The Function: Fully adjustable snapback ensures a perfect fit for any head size.

Fit Guide (One Size Fits Most):

  • Adjustable: Features a classic plastic snapback closure.

  • Profile: High-profile (3.5" - 4" crown) for that signature boxy trucker look.

Material Specs:

  • 65% Polyester / 35% Cotton blend (Front)

  • 100% Polyester Mesh (Back)

  • Hard Buckram Structured Front Panels

  • Matching Undervisor


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

CARE GUIDE

  • Machine wash cold gentle cycle with like colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Warm iron as needed