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The lightest layer for when words become difficult. 🥂🥴
Grammar is optional by midnight. By the time the ball drops, sentence structure usually falls apart. This featherweight hoodie features the ultimate drunk quote for the person who plans to celebrate a little too hard. It serves as the official warning label for the night, perfect for the guest who confuses their words after a few rounds of champagne but still looks great doing it.
The "Featherweight" Difference. Surviving a crowded New Year's Eve party requires gear that won't lead to overheating on the dance floor. This design is printed on Featherweight Cotton, featuring a premium drape and a buttery-soft hand feel that offers coverage without the weight.
Ultra-Lightweight: At just 4.2 oz, it’s as light as a breeze—ensuring the wearer stays cool even when the party gets rowdy.
Versatile Silhouette: A modern crossover V-neckline gives it a refined look that fits in everywhere from a casual house party to a VIP bar section.
Premium Hand-Feel: 100% Airlume combed cotton ensures a smooth, luxurious touch against the skin.
Why this is a New Year's essential:
The Vibe: A refined, hilarious piece for the person who embraces the chaos of the night.
The Comfort: Breathable enough for high-energy celebrations, cozy enough for the recovery nap on January 1st.
The Fit: A tailored, retail fit that flatters without clinging.
Fit Guide (Unisex):
Men: Fits true to size. Order normal size for a sharp, tailored look.
Women:
Standard Fit: Order normal size for a relaxed, breezy drape.
Fitted Look: Size down one.
Material Specs:
100% Featherweight Airlume Cotton (4.2 oz)
Crossover "V" at neckline for a modern aesthetic
Side-seamed construction for a structured drape
