All I Want for Christmas is Johnnie, Jim, and Jack - Funny Whiskey Drinking Shirt - Unisex (Men's & Women's)

The only three wise men that matter this season. 🥃🎄

Forget the presents wrapped under the tree. If your holiday wish list looks more like the top shelf of a bar, this funny Christmas whiskey shirt is for you. Featuring the ultimate holiday trio—Johnnie, Jim, and Jack—this tee is the perfect way to let Santa know exactly what kind of "spirit" you are looking for.

Whether you are shopping for a bourbon lover, a scotch enthusiast, or just need a holiday drinking shirt that pays tribute to your favorite pour, this tee is guaranteed to get a laugh at the family party.

We hate stiff, scratchy shirts as much as you do. That’s why we print this design on Premium Softstyle Cotton. It uses 100% ring-spun fabric, meaning it feels lightweight, breathable, and broken-in from the very first wear.

Why this is a holiday essential:

• The Vibe: A funny alcohol shirt that is relatable, festive, and perfect for anyone who prefers amber liquids over eggnog.

• The Feel: Buttery soft ring-spun cotton (no "cardboard" feel).

• The Fit: A modern unisex cut that looks good on everyone.

Fit Guide (Unisex):

• Men: Fits true to size. Order your normal size.

• Women:

  • Standard Fit: Order your normal size for a relaxed, comfy fit.

  • Fitted Look: Size down one.

  • The "Boyfriend" Look: Size up 1-2 sizes for that trendy, oversized aesthetic.

Material Specs:

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton

• Pre-shrunk fabric (minimizes shrinking)

• Taped neck and shoulders for durability