Get it between -
Linguistic facts and liquid courage. 🏹🚫🍺
It’s not just a rhyme; it’s a lifestyle choice. This hilarious trucker hat points out the obvious flaw in the holiday—and offers the perfect solution. "Cupid Rhymes With Stupid, Let's Drink" is the ultimate rally cry for the Anti-Valentine's squad. Whether you're dodging arrows or just dodging exes, this hat is your official pass to skip the romance and head straight for the bar.
The Real Deal Trucker. We don't use cheap, flimsy foam gas station hats. This bold graphic is featured on a premium classic trucker that sets the gold standard for snapbacks.
Classic Fit: Features a high-profile, structured crown that stands tall and keeps the focus on the design.
Customizable Brim: Ships with a modern flat bill, but it is easily shaped so you can curve it to your exact preference.
Breathable: The premium mesh back keeps you cool, whether you're at a crowded dive bar or a house party.
Why this is a seasonal essential:
The Vibe: A witty, cynical, and fun design for the single life celebration.
The Look: A clean, timeless style that looks great with a hoodie or leather jacket.
The Function: Fully adjustable snapback ensures a perfect fit for any head size.
Fit Guide (One Size Fits Most):
Adjustable: Features a classic plastic snapback closure.
Profile: High-profile (3.5" - 4" crown) for that signature boxy trucker look.
Material Specs:
65% Polyester / 35% Cotton blend (Front)
100% Polyester Mesh (Back)
Hard Buckram Structured Front Panels
Matching Undervisor
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
