Resolutions are for quitters. 🥂🍻
Let's be real: you aren't going to the gym at 6 AM on January 1st. You are going to brunch. This funny New Year's long sleeve shirt embraces the chaos of the year ahead. Whether you are toasting at midnight, shivering in line for a bar, or just living your life with zero apologies, this tee is your new uniform.
We hate thin, flimsy shirts that don't keep you warm. That’s why we print this design on Classic Heavyweight Cotton. It features long sleeves and a substantial, thick feel (6.0 oz) that offers real warmth, making it perfect for winter layering or freezing cold bar lines.
Why this is a party essential:
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The Vibe: A funny drinking shirt that is bold, hilarious, and perfect for the "New Year, Same Me" crowd.
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The Feel: Thick, sturdy cotton that feels substantial and holds its shape wash after wash.
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The Fit: A classic unisex long sleeve cut with rib cuffs to keep the sleeves in place while you toast.
Fit Guide (Unisex):
Material Specs:
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100% Heavyweight Cotton (6.0 oz/yd²)
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Rib cuffs (keeps the sleeves up when you're pouring drinks)
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Taped neck and shoulders for durability