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Bourbon Is My Blind Date - Funny Anti-Valentine's Day Trucker Hat - Classic Flat Bill Snapback
Tall, dark, and pours perfectly. 🥃🖤
Why risk a bad date when you can have the perfect pour? This hilarious trucker hat is for the person who knows that a glass of bourbon is more reliable, warmer, and definitely goes down smoother than awkward small talk. It's the ultimate accessory for whiskey tastings, solo bar trips, or just enjoying your own company this Valentine's season.
The Real Deal Trucker. We don't use cheap, flimsy foam gas station hats. This bold graphic is featured on a premium classic trucker that sets the gold standard for snapbacks.
Classic Fit: Features a high-profile, structured crown that stands tall and keeps the focus on the design.
Customizable Brim: Ships with a modern flat bill, but it is easily shaped so you can curve it to your exact preference.
Breathable: The premium mesh back keeps you cool, whether you're at a crowded dive bar or a backyard bonfire.
Why this is a seasonal essential:
The Vibe: A witty, sophisticated (yet tipsy) statement piece for the whiskey aficionado.
The Look: A clean, timeless style that pairs perfectly with a leather jacket, flannel, or boots.
The Function: Fully adjustable snapback ensures a perfect fit for any head size.
Fit Guide (One Size Fits Most):
Adjustable: Features a classic plastic snapback closure.
Profile: High-profile (3.5" - 4" crown) for that signature boxy trucker look.
Material Specs:
65% Polyester / 35% Cotton blend (Front)
100% Polyester Mesh (Back)
Hard Buckram Structured Front Panels
Matching Undervisor
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
