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Boats are Like Strippers Hoodie

Boats are Like Strippers Hoodie

Regular price $29.99 USD
Regular price $38.99 USD Sale price $29.99 USD
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Get a laugh on and off the water with our 'Boats and Bills' hoodie. This playful design features a witty phrase that any boat owner will nod knowingly at: 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them.' Set against a scenic backdrop of a boat on a tranquil lake with lush hills and trees, this hoodie is perfect for chilly mornings on the dock or casual evenings by the campfire. Made from soft, durable fabric, it offers both comfort and style for those who enjoy good boating humor.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
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Kurt F.
Fabulous Find

Not only is this hysterical, but it’s a great quality sweatshirt! I bought 3 of them in one month because people would see my husband in his and beg for one too! Great purchase

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Marc J.
Very Comfortable

Love the hoodie, it’s very comfy.

I ordered XL size thinking that US sizes are slightly bigger but it just fits. Wish I ordered 2XL.

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Eric W.
GREAT GIFT IDEA

Gave to my roommate as a gift and he loves it. The material is soft that I'm now jealous and will be picking up a hoodie for myself.

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Mitch G.
VERY COMFY

This got here pretty quickly and fits perfectly. Gets a chuckle out of folks too; thanks for everything!

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Tim S.
LOVE!

Soft, well fitting, and fabulous!