"All I Want for Christmas is Johnnie, Jim, and Jack" - Funny Whiskey Drinking Sweatshirt - Unisex (Men's & Women's)

The only three wise men that matter this season. 🥃🎄

Forget the presents wrapped under the tree. If your holiday wish list looks more like the top shelf of a bar, this funny Christmas whiskey sweatshirt is for you. Featuring the ultimate holiday trio—Johnnie, Jim, and Jack—this crewneck is the perfect way to let Santa know exactly what kind of "spirit" you are looking for.

Whether you are shopping for a bourbon lover, a scotch enthusiast, or just need a warm layer for the winter season, this sweatshirt delivers the cheer (and the gear).

We hate itchy, scratchy wool sweaters. That’s why we print this design on a Premium Fleece Blend. It features a soft brushed interior that keeps you warm without feeling heavy or stiff. It’s perfect for chilly winter nights or lounging on the couch recovering from the night before.

Why this is a holiday essential:

• The Vibe: A funny alcohol sweatshirt that is relatable, festive, and perfect for anyone who prefers amber liquids over eggnog.

• The Feel: Ultra-soft fleece lining that feels like a warm hug (50% Cotton / 50% Polyester).

• The Fit: A classic unisex holiday crewneck that is comfortable and durable.

Fit Guide (Unisex):

• Men: Fits true to size. Order your normal size.

• Women:

  • Standard Fit: Order your normal size for a relaxed, comfy fit.

  • Fitted Look: Size down one.

  • The "Boyfriend" Look: Size up 1-2 sizes for that trendy, oversized aesthetic that looks great with leggings.

Material Specs:

• 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester (Resists shrinking)

• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling

• Ribbed knit collar and cuffs that hold their shape