All I Want for Christmas is Johnnie, Jim, and Jack - Funny Whiskey Drinking Long Sleeve - Unisex (Men's & Women's)

The only three wise men that matter this season. 🥃🎄

Forget the presents wrapped under the tree. If your holiday wish list looks more like the top shelf of a bar, this funny Christmas whiskey shirt is for you. Featuring the ultimate holiday trio—Johnnie, Jim, and Jack—this tee is the perfect way to let Santa know exactly what kind of "spirit" you are looking for.

Whether you are shopping for a bourbon lover, a scotch enthusiast, or just need a warm holiday drinking shirt for the winter season, this long sleeve delivers the cheer (and the gear).

We hate thin, flimsy shirts that don't keep you warm. That’s why we print this design on Classic Heavyweight Cotton. It features long sleeves and a thick, substantial feel (6.0 oz) that offers real warmth, making it perfect for winter layering or chilly nights by the bonfire.

Why this is a holiday essential:

• The Vibe: A funny alcohol shirt that is relatable, festive, and durable enough to survive any holiday party.

• The Feel: Thick, sturdy cotton that holds its shape wash after wash.

• The Fit: A classic unisex long sleeve cut with rib cuffs for a snug fit at the wrists.

Fit Guide (Unisex):

• Men: Fits true to size. Order your normal size.

• Women:

  • Standard Fit: Order your normal size for a relaxed, comfy fit.

  • Fitted Look: Size down one.

  • The "Boyfriend" Look: Size up 1-2 sizes for that trendy, oversized aesthetic.

Material Specs:

• 100% Heavyweight Cotton (6.0 oz/yd²)

• Rib cuffs (keeps the sleeves up when you're pouring drinks)

• Taped neck and shoulders for durability