Honesty is the best policy. Especially at the bar. ☘️🍺
You don't need a drop of Celtic blood to appreciate a good stout. This hilarious lightweight hooded tee is for the person who treats St. Patrick's Day less like a heritage festival and more like an endurance sport. It is the ultimate "truth in advertising" label for the guy who might not know where Dublin is on a map, but definitely knows his way around a keg.
The Perfect Layering Piece We don't use stiff, heavy fabrics. This graphic is printed on a premium, ultra-soft hooded long-sleeve t-shirt. It combines the breathable comfort of your favorite tee with the added style and function of a lightweight hood, making it the perfect transitional piece for chilly spring parade days or crowded, sweaty bars.
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Modern Fit: Features a tailored, retail fit that looks sharp and drapes perfectly without being boxy.
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Ultra-Soft Feel: Crafted from a premium jersey material that feels incredibly smooth against the skin from the very first wear.
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Smart Details: Designed with a stylish crossover "V" at the neckline and a practical drawcord hood.
Why this is a holiday essential:
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The Vibe: Self-deprecating, rowdy, and 100% ready to party.
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The Look: A casual, effortless streetwear style that layers easily under a denim or leather jacket.
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The Function: Lightweight breathability ensures you stay comfortable indoors and outdoors all day long.
Fit Guide (Unisex Sizing):
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Runs true to size for a comfortable, retail fit.
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Men: Order your normal size.
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Women: Size down for a more fitted look, or order your normal size for a relaxed, cozy vibe.
Material Specs:
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Premium combed and ring-spun cotton blend
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Lightweight jersey knit fabric
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Crossover neckline with drawstring hood
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Ribbed cuffs
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