Funny Lake Life T-Shirt – I'm Not Tipsy, The Dock Is Crooked – Boating & Vacation Drinking Tee

Blame the dock, not the drinks. Whether you're wobbling from waves or just one too many lake-day cocktails, this hilarious tee has your back — literally. Featuring the phrase "I'm Not Tipsy, The Dock Is Crooked," it’s perfect for boating weekends, lake parties, and summer sipping sessions.

Made for sun, fun, and drinks by the water, this shirt delivers laughs while keeping you cool and comfortable all day long.

Product Features:
👕 Soft & Lightweight Fabric – Great for hot lake days and laid-back lounging

🌊 Perfect for Lake Life – Ideal for dock hangs, pontoon cruises, boat tie-ups, or backyard BBQs

🍻 Funny & Relatable Phrase – A guaranteed conversation starter among your boating crew

😎 Unisex Fit for All – Classic cut that works for men and women, from boat captains to deck dancers

🎁 Awesome Gift Idea – Great for lake lovers, boat owners, or anyone who enjoys “balancing” fun and sun

Care Instructions:
🧼 Machine Wash Cold – Keeps colors vibrant and fabric soft

🌀 Tumble Dry Low – Easy care for on-the-go lifestyles

🚫 Do Not Bleach – Preserves the print and fabric

🧺 Wash Inside Out – Protects the design for repeated wear