Roses Are Red Blah Blah Blah Beer - Funny Valentine's Day Featherweight Hoodie - Unisex (Men & Women)

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Poetry is hard. Drinking is easy. 🌹🍺

Let's skip the sonnets and get straight to the point. This hilarious featherweight hoodie is the perfect Anti-Valentine's Day gear for the person who thinks the only good thing about February 14th is the happy hour specials. Whether you're dodging romantic gestures or just really love a cold brew, this design cuts through the fluff and delivers the only rhyme that matters.

The Perfect Layering Piece. This isn't your heavy, bulky winter sweatshirt. It is a premium featherweight hoodie designed for comfort and versatility. Think of it as your favorite soft t-shirt, but with long sleeves and a hood.

  • Super Soft Feel: Crafted from a premium jersey blend that feels broken-in from the first wear.

  • Modern Fit: Features a trendy crossover "V" at the neckline for a stylish, retail-ready look.

  • Versatile Weight: Light enough to wear indoors at the pub without overheating, but perfect for layering under a flannel.

  • Unisex Sizing: A relaxed, comfortable fit that looks great on everyone.

Why this is a seasonal essential:

  • The Vibe: A funny, dismissive take on romance for the beer lover.

  • The Look: Cuffed sleeves and a relaxed drape make it perfect for pairing with jeans and sneakers.

  • The Function: The perfect middle ground between a tee and a sweatshirt.

Fit Guide (Unisex Retail Fit):

  • Fit: True to size for a standard fit; size up for a looser, baggier look.

  • Structure: Side-seamed construction for a better shape that doesn't look boxy.

Material Specs:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

  • Heathers/Triblends: Premium soft cotton/poly blends

  • Lightweight jersey fabric (T-shirt weight)

CARE GUIDE

  • Machine wash cold gentle cycle with like colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Warm iron as needed