Block the number. Dodge the arrow. Order a drink. 🏹🚫
Sorry, we are closed for business. This hilarious trucker hat is the ultimate shield against unsolicited romance. Whether you're happily single, recovering from a breakup, or just allergic to cheesy Hallmark holidays, this hat sends a clear message to the little winged guy: "Try someone else."
The Real Deal Trucker. We don't use cheap, flimsy foam gas station hats. This bold graphic is featured on a premium classic trucker that sets the gold standard for snapbacks.
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Classic Fit: Features a high-profile, structured crown that stands tall and keeps the focus on the design.
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Customizable Brim: Ships with a modern flat bill, but it is easily shaped so you can curve it to your exact preference.
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Breathable: The premium mesh back keeps you cool, whether you're hiding from your ex or hitting the bar.
Why this is a seasonal essential:
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The Vibe: A defensive, witty statement for the Anti-Valentine's crowd.
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The Look: A clean, timeless style that pairs perfectly with sunglasses and an attitude.
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The Function: Fully adjustable snapback ensures a perfect fit for any head size.
Fit Guide (One Size Fits Most):
Material Specs:
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65% Polyester / 35% Cotton blend (Front)
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100% Polyester Mesh (Back)
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Hard Buckram Structured Front Panels
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Matching Undervisor
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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