Keep your arrows to yourself. 🏹✋
Block his number and lock the door. This hilarious featherweight hoodie is the ultimate defense mechanism against unwanted romance. Perfect for the person who is officially opting out of the lovey-dovey festivities this year. Whether you're avoiding bad dates or just enjoying the single life, this design sends a clear message to the little guy in the diaper: try someone else.
The Perfect Layering Piece. This isn't your heavy, bulky winter sweatshirt. It is a premium featherweight hoodie designed for comfort and versatility. Think of it as your favorite soft t-shirt, but with long sleeves and a hood.
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Super Soft Feel: Crafted from a premium jersey blend that feels broken-in from the first wear.
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Modern Fit: Features a trendy crossover "V" at the neckline for a stylish, retail-ready look.
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Versatile Weight: Light enough to wear indoors without overheating, but perfect for layering under a jacket or vest.
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Unisex Sizing: A relaxed, comfortable fit that looks great on everyone.
Why this is a seasonal essential:
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The Vibe: A sassy, dismissive statement for the Anti-Valentine's squad.
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The Look: Cuffed sleeves and a relaxed drape make it perfect for pairing with leggings, jeans, or sweatpants.
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The Function: The perfect middle ground between a tee and a sweatshirt.
Fit Guide (Unisex Retail Fit):
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Fit: True to size for a standard fit; size up for a looser, baggier look.
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Structure: Side-seamed construction for a better shape that doesn't look boxy.
Material Specs:
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Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
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Heathers/Triblends: Premium soft cotton/poly blends
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Lightweight jersey fabric (T-shirt weight)
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