Tall, dark, and actually shows up. 🥃🖤
Why risk a disastrous dinner with a stranger when you can spend the evening with a barrel-aged masterpiece? This hilarious featherweight hoodie is the perfect attire for the bourbon lover who knows that 90 proof is better than zero chemistry. Whether you're staying in or hitting the bar, this design lets everyone know that your standards are high—and pourable.
The Perfect Layering Piece. This isn't your heavy, bulky winter sweatshirt. It is a premium featherweight hoodie designed for comfort and versatility. Think of it as your favorite soft t-shirt, but with long sleeves and a hood.
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Super Soft Feel: Crafted from a premium jersey blend that feels broken-in from the first wear.
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Modern Fit: Features a trendy crossover "V" at the neckline for a stylish, retail-ready look.
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Versatile Weight: Light enough to wear indoors during a tasting without overheating, but perfect for layering under a jacket.
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Unisex Sizing: A relaxed, comfortable fit that looks great on everyone.
Why this is a seasonal essential:
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The Vibe: A witty, sophisticated, and slightly cynical take on dating for the whiskey enthusiast.
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The Look: Cuffed sleeves and a relaxed drape make it perfect for pairing with jeans or joggers.
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The Function: The perfect middle ground between a tee and a sweatshirt.
Fit Guide (Unisex Retail Fit):
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Fit: True to size for a standard fit; size up for a looser, baggier look.
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Structure: Side-seamed construction for a better shape that doesn't look boxy.
Material Specs:
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Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
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Heathers/Triblends: Premium soft cotton/poly blends
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Lightweight jersey fabric (T-shirt weight)
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