Get it between -
Resolutions are for quitters. 🥂🍻
Let's be real: you aren't going to the gym at 6 AM on January 1st. You are going to brunch. This funny New Year's shirt embraces the chaos of the year ahead. Whether you are toasting at midnight, regretting it the next morning, or just living your life with zero apologies, this tee is your new uniform.
Whether you are looking for a squad outfit for your drinking team or just want a holiday shirt that is actually honest, this tee delivers the party vibes.
We hate stiff, scratchy shirts as much as you do. That’s why we print this design on Premium Softstyle Cotton. It uses 100% ring-spun fabric, meaning it feels lightweight, breathable, and broken-in from the very first wear.
Why this is a party essential:
The Vibe: A funny drinking shirt that is bold, hilarious, and perfect for the "New Year, Same Me" crowd.
The Feel: Buttery soft ring-spun cotton (no "cardboard" feel).
The Fit: A modern unisex cut that looks good on everyone.
Fit Guide (Unisex):
Men: Fits true to size. Order your normal size.
Women:
Standard Fit: Order your normal size for a relaxed, comfy fit.
Fitted Look: Size down one.
The "Boyfriend" Look: Size up 1-2 sizes for that trendy, oversized aesthetic.
Material Specs:
100% Ring-Spun Cotton
Pre-shrunk fabric (minimizes shrinking)
Taped neck and shoulders for durability
