Your personal insurance policy for the pub. ☘️🍻
Let's be honest: St. Patrick's Day is an endurance sport, and sometimes gravity wins. This hilarious design serves as a clear, wearable set of instructions for friendly bystanders when the green beer finally catches up to you. Whether you just lost your footing or you have officially surrendered to the floor, this lightweight hooded tee ensures your drinking buddies know exactly where to return you.
The Perfect Layering Piece We don't use stiff, heavy fabrics. This graphic is printed on a premium, ultra-soft hooded long-sleeve t-shirt. It combines the breathable comfort of your favorite tee with the added style and function of a lightweight hood, making it the perfect transitional piece for chilly spring parade days or crowded, sweaty bars.
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Modern Fit: Features a tailored, retail fit that looks sharp and drapes perfectly without being boxy.
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Ultra-Soft Feel: Crafted from a premium jersey material that feels incredibly smooth against the skin from the very first wear.
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Smart Details: Designed with a stylish crossover "V" at the neckline and a practical drawcord hood.
Why this is a holiday essential:
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The Vibe: Self-deprecating, rowdy, and ready to go hard.
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The Look: A casual, effortless streetwear style that layers easily under a denim or leather jacket.
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The Function: Lightweight breathability ensures you stay comfortable indoors and outdoors all day long.
Fit Guide (Unisex Sizing):
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Runs true to size for a comfortable, retail fit.
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Men: Order your normal size.
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Women: Size down for a more fitted look, or order your normal size for a relaxed, cozy vibe.
Material Specs:
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Premium combed and ring-spun cotton blend
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Lightweight jersey knit fabric
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Crossover neckline with drawstring hood
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Ribbed cuffs
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