Subtlety is overrated. Tell the flying diaper baby how you really feel. 🖕🏹
Sometimes a polite "no thanks" just doesn't cut it. This hilarious, explicit trucker hat is the ultimate defense mechanism against forced romance, red roses, and unwanted advances. Perfect for the happily single, the bitterly divorced, or anyone who just wants to drink their beer in peace without being shot by a love arrow.
The Real Deal Trucker. We don't use cheap, flimsy foam promo hats. This bold graphic is featured on a premium classic trucker that sets the gold standard for snapbacks.
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Classic Fit: Features a high-profile, structured crown that stands tall and keeps you looking sharp all day long.
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Customizable Brim: Ships with a modern flat bill, but it is easily shaped so you can curve it to your exact preference for that classic look.
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Breathable: The premium mesh back keeps you cool, whether you're at a Galentine's party or hiding at the dive bar.
Why this is a seasonal essential:
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The Vibe: An aggressive, hilarious, and unfiltered statement for the Anti-Valentine's crowd.
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The Look: A clean, bold style that pairs perfectly with a black hoodie and a bad attitude.
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The Function: Fully adjustable snapback ensures a perfect fit for any head size.
Fit Guide (One Size Fits Most):
Material Specs:
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65% Polyester / 35% Cotton blend (Front)
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100% Polyester Mesh (Back)
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Hard Buckram Structured Front Panels
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Matching Undervisor
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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