Wine Never Broke My Heart - Funny Anti-Valentine's Day Hoodie - Unisex (Men & Women)

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Boys will let you down. Merlot won't. 🍷💔

Skip the heartbreak and go straight to the happy hour. This hilarious hoodie is the ultimate anthem for the wine lover who knows that a good vintage is more reliable than a bad relationship. Whether you're celebrating Galentine's Day with your besties or enjoying a quiet night in with a bottle of red, this design says it all: true love comes with a cork.

The Ultimate Cozy Essential. This is the classic, warm pullover you know and love. It’s the perfect companion for chilly February nights, bonfires, and relaxing weekends.

  • Classic Comfort: Crafted from a durable, heavy-blend fleece that feels soft and warm against the skin.

  • Functional Design: Features a spacious kangaroo pocket to keep your hands warm (or hold your phone) and a double-lined hood with a matching drawcord.

  • Stay-True Fit: Ribbed knit cuffs and waistband ensure it holds its shape wash after wash.

  • Unisex Sizing: A standard, classic fit that looks great on everyone.

Why this is a seasonal essential:

  • The Vibe: A funny, relatable country-song twist for the Anti-Valentine's crowd.

  • The Look: A timeless style that pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings, or pajama bottoms.

  • The Function: Warm, durable, and incredibly cozy.

Fit Guide (Unisex Standard Fit):

  • Fit: Runs true to size for a classic fit.

  • Style: For an oversized, trendy look (like you stole your ex's hoodie), order 1-2 sizes up.

Material Specs:

 

  • 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester

  • Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)

  • Soft fleece lining

  • Tear-away label

CARE GUIDE

  • Machine wash cold gentle cycle with like colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Warm iron as needed