Boys will let you down. Merlot won't. 🍷💔
Skip the heartbreak and go straight to the happy hour. This hilarious hoodie is the ultimate anthem for the wine lover who knows that a good vintage is more reliable than a bad relationship. Whether you're celebrating Galentine's Day with your besties or enjoying a quiet night in with a bottle of red, this design says it all: true love comes with a cork.
The Ultimate Cozy Essential. This is the classic, warm pullover you know and love. It’s the perfect companion for chilly February nights, bonfires, and relaxing weekends.
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Classic Comfort: Crafted from a durable, heavy-blend fleece that feels soft and warm against the skin.
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Functional Design: Features a spacious kangaroo pocket to keep your hands warm (or hold your phone) and a double-lined hood with a matching drawcord.
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Stay-True Fit: Ribbed knit cuffs and waistband ensure it holds its shape wash after wash.
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Unisex Sizing: A standard, classic fit that looks great on everyone.
Why this is a seasonal essential:
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The Vibe: A funny, relatable country-song twist for the Anti-Valentine's crowd.
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The Look: A timeless style that pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings, or pajama bottoms.
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The Function: Warm, durable, and incredibly cozy.
Fit Guide (Unisex Standard Fit):
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Fit: Runs true to size for a classic fit.
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Style: For an oversized, trendy look (like you stole your ex's hoodie), order 1-2 sizes up.
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