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  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
  • Funny boating tee with a boat on a lake and humorous saying, 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them'.
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Boats are Like Strippers Tee

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Set sail with a smile in our 'Boats and Bills' t-shirt. This tee captures the lighter side of boating with a catchy phrase that resonates with every boat enthusiast: 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them.' The design features a serene lake scene with a boat, surrounded by lush hills and trees, making it a great choice for wearing on a day out on the water or a casual gathering among friends. Made from breathable, soft fabric, this shirt is designed to keep you comfortable while you enjoy the laughs and good times.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

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Frank C.
Fits well

Bought it for the fun saying, the shirt fits well!!

D
Dana W.
Soft!

Love the tee…so soft

M
Mark R.
Perfect Sizes

These shirts always come to me in just the right size. Especially when we’re talking a 2X. Always quality materials from these guys. Thanks again for the goods.

C
Cindy M.
Great Shirt!

Met expectations. Funny design. Size was pretty true. I hope it holds up well.

J
James W.
Great Product

Great Product

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