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Relationship status: Happily unattached. This hilarious featherweight hoodie is the ultimate uniform for those who are embracing the solo life. Whether you're avoiding Cupid at all costs, celebrating your freedom, or just keeping it real, this design says it loud and clear so no one asks you awkward questions.
The Perfect Layering Piece. This isn't your heavy, bulky winter sweatshirt. It is a premium featherweight hoodie designed for comfort and versatility. Think of it as your favorite soft t-shirt, but with long sleeves and a hood.
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Super Soft Feel: Crafted from a premium jersey blend that feels broken-in from the first wear.
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Modern Fit: Features a trendy crossover "V" at the neckline for a stylish, retail-ready look.
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Versatile Weight: Light enough to wear indoors without overheating, but perfect for layering under a jacket or vest.
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Unisex Sizing: A relaxed, comfortable fit that looks great on everyone.
Why this is a seasonal essential:
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The Vibe: A bold, confident, and funny statement for the Anti-Valentine's crowd.
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The Look: Cuffed sleeves and a relaxed drape make it perfect for pairing with jeans or sweatpants.
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The Function: The perfect middle ground between a tee and a sweatshirt.
Fit Guide (Unisex Retail Fit):
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Fit: True to size for a standard fit; size up for a looser, baggier look.
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Structure: Side-seamed construction for a better shape that doesn't look boxy.
Material Specs:
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Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
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Heathers/Triblends: Premium soft cotton/poly blends
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Lightweight jersey fabric (T-shirt weight)
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