Not a fan of forced festivity? We feel you. ๐พ๐
St. Patrick's Day is all fun and games until a stranger decides to pinch you. Channel your inner feline hostility with this hilariously antisocial design. Featuring the internet's favorite angry cat and a crystal-clear "Cease and Desist" warning, this lightweight hooded tee is perfect for anyone who values their personal space over holiday traditions. It is the ultimate armor for the introvert at the pub.
The Perfect Layering Piece We don't use stiff, heavy fabrics. This graphic is printed on a premium, ultra-soft hooded long-sleeve t-shirt. It combines the breathable comfort of your favorite tee with the added style and function of a lightweight hood, making it the perfect transitional piece for chilly spring parade days or crowded, sweaty bars.
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Modern Fit: Features a tailored, retail fit that looks sharp and drapes perfectly without being boxy.
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Ultra-Soft Feel: Crafted from a premium jersey material that feels incredibly smooth against the skin from the very first wear.
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Smart Details: Designed with a stylish crossover "V" at the neckline and a practical drawcord hood.
Why this is a holiday essential:
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The Vibe: Sarcastic, grumpy, and completely over it.
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The Look: A casual, effortless streetwear style that layers easily under a denim or leather jacket.
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The Function: Lightweight breathability ensures you stay comfortable indoors and outdoors all day long.
Fit Guide (Unisex Sizing):
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Runs true to size for a comfortable, retail fit.
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Men: Order your normal size.
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Women: Size down for a more fitted look, or order your normal size for a relaxed, cozy vibe.
Material Specs:
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Premium combed and ring-spun cotton blend
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Lightweight jersey knit fabric
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Crossover neckline with drawstring hood
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Ribbed cuffs