Boats are Like Strippers Hoodie

Get a laugh on and off the water with our 'Boats and Bills' hoodie. This playful design features a witty phrase that any boat owner will nod knowingly at: 'Boats are like strippers, they work until you quit throwing $100 bills at them.' Set against a scenic backdrop of a boat on a tranquil lake with lush hills and trees, this hoodie is perfect for chilly mornings on the dock or casual evenings by the campfire. Made from soft, durable fabric, it offers both comfort and style for those who enjoy good boating humor.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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