A little liquid courage and a lot of honesty. ☘️👀
Why beat around the bush when you can just drop a terrible, hilarious pun? This bold design takes the classic St. Patrick's Day pickup line and dials it up to eleven. Whether you are hitting the local pub crawl or just looking to make a memorable (and slightly inappropriate) impression, this heavyweight hoodie is the ultimate icebreaker for the guy who knows exactly what he wants by the end of the night.
The Classic Heavyweight Hoodie We don't mess with paper-thin sweaters. This graphic is printed on a premium, ultra-cozy heavy blend pullover hoodie that is built for maximum warmth and durability. It is the perfect thick layer for freezing parade routes or late-night pub crawls.
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Plush Interior: Features a super-soft brushed fleece inside that keeps you incredibly warm and comfortable all day long.
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Built to Last: Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs ensures this hoodie survives whatever the holiday throws at it.
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Classic Details: Designed with a spacious front kangaroo pocket to keep your hands warm (or hold your beer) and a color-matched drawstring hood.
Why this is a holiday essential:
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The Vibe: Cheeky, forward, and unapologetically flirty.
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The Look: A classic, relaxed fit that pairs perfectly with jeans or sweatpants.
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The Function: Heavyweight fleece blend ensures you stay warm during those freezing March parade mornings.
Fit Guide (Unisex Sizing):
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Runs true to size for a comfortable, relaxed fit.
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Men: Order your normal size for a classic fit, or size up for a baggier look.
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Women: Order your normal size for a cozy, oversized feel, or size down for a more fitted look.
Material Specs:
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50% Cotton / 50% Polyester heavy blend fleece
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Spacious front pouch pocket
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Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
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Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex for stretch and recovery
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