Get it between -
It’s not bitterness. It’s just poetry. 🏹🚫
Let’s be honest: a flying baby shooting arrows at people is a public safety hazard, not a holiday. This hilarious trucker hat is the ultimate reality check for February 14th. Perfect for the cynic, the happily single, or anyone who prefers sarcasm over sugar-coated romance. Wear it to the Anti-Valentine's party and let the rhyme speak for itself.
The Real Deal Trucker. We don't use cheap, flimsy foam gas station hats. This bold graphic is featured on a premium classic trucker that sets the gold standard for snapbacks.
Classic Fit: Features a high-profile, structured crown that stands tall and keeps the focus on the design.
Customizable Brim: Ships with a modern flat bill, but it is easily shaped so you can curve it to your exact preference.
Breathable: The premium mesh back keeps you cool, whether you're dodging dates or hitting the dance floor.
Why this is a seasonal essential:
The Vibe: A witty, funny, and slightly salty statement piece for the season.
The Look: A clean, timeless style that pairs perfectly with a hoodie, leather jacket, or casual tee.
The Function: Fully adjustable snapback ensures a perfect fit for any head size.
Fit Guide (One Size Fits Most):
Adjustable: Features a classic plastic snapback closure.
Profile: High-profile (3.5" - 4" crown) for that signature boxy trucker look.
Material Specs:
65% Polyester / 35% Cotton blend (Front)
100% Polyester Mesh (Back)
Hard Buckram Structured Front Panels
Matching Undervisor
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
