My Valentines Are Johnnie, Jim & Jack - Funny Anti-Valentine's Day Sweatshirt - Unisex (Men & Women)

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The only three men who never let you down. 🥃🥃🥃

Who needs a date to keep you warm when you have 80 proof and fleece? This hilarious crewneck sweatshirt pays tribute to the ultimate support system: Johnnie, Jim, and Jack. It’s the perfect Anti-Valentine's statement for the person who prefers their company aged in oak barrels. Whether you're staying in for a solo tasting or hitting the bar with friends, this sweatshirt keeps you cozy while you toast to the single life.

The Perfect Winter Crewneck. We print this design on the industry-standard Heavy Blend Crewneck (Gildan 18000), famous for its softness and durability.

  • Cloud-Like Softness: Made with a thick 50/50 cotton-polyester blend that feels like a hug (but better, because it doesn't talk back).

  • No-Shrink Fit: Pre-shrunk fleece knit means it stays the same size after washing.

  • Built to Last: Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs ensures this sweatshirt survives many seasons of "cheers."

Why this is a seasonal essential:

  • The Vibe: Witty and cynical comfort wear for the whiskey lover.

  • The Look: A classic cut that works for everyone—pairs great with jeans, leggings, or pajama bottoms.

  • The Function: Warm enough for February weather, breathable enough for the bar.

Fit Guide - Unisex (Men & Women): This is a standard unisex cut that flatters both men and women.

  • Men: Stick to your standard size for a classic fit.

  • Women: Order your standard size for a relaxed fit, or size down one for a more fitted look.

  • Oversized Look: Size up 1-2 sizes for that trendy, baggy "boyfriend fit."

Material Specs:

  • 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester

  • Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)

  • Ribbed knit collar with seam

CARE GUIDE

  • Machine wash cold gentle cycle with like colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Warm iron as needed