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If your holiday spirit is hanging by a thread—and everyone knows it—this is the sweatshirt that says it all. The “If I Had Any More Christmas Spirit I’d Be Shitting Jingle Bells” design delivers unapologetic humor with a grumpy gnome decked out in lights, making it the ultimate statement piece for December.
Made with soft mid-weight fleece, this cozy crewneck keeps you comfortable during holiday chaos, office parties, ugly sweater contests, Friendsmas gatherings, and all those moments when you’re pretending to be “merry.” The bold artwork pops perfectly, ensuring nonstop laughs and knowing nods from anyone who’s also done with the season.
Whether you’re gifting it or keeping it for your own holiday survival, this sweatshirt brings humor, personality, and much-needed honesty to December.
Perfect for:
✔ Ugly sweater parties
✔ Christmas bar crawls
✔ Friendsmas
✔ Office holiday events
✔ Anyone who’s over the season but still showing up
Soft, warm mid-weight fleece for perfect winter comfort
Classic unisex fit that layers easily
Bold, hilarious grumpy-gnome artwork
Ribbed cuffs & waistband for a snug, cozy feel
A great gag gift for anyone with holiday fatigue
Cotton/poly fleece blend
Brushed interior for extra softness
Smooth exterior ideal for crisp artwork
True-to-size unisex fit
Size up for a relaxed or oversized look
Refer to size chart for ideal fit
