The only poetry worth reciting at the bar. 🍻📜
Roses are red, violets are blue, this holiday is annoying, and the beer is cold. This hilarious featherweight hoodie is the ultimate rally cry for the Anti-Valentine's Day movement. If your idea of a romantic evening involves a shot glass rather than a champagne flute, this design is for you. Wear it to the pub, the house party, or anywhere you plan on ignoring the flying baby in the diaper.
The Perfect Layering Piece. This isn't your heavy, bulky winter sweatshirt. It is a premium featherweight hoodie designed for comfort and versatility. Think of it as your favorite soft t-shirt, but with long sleeves and a hood.
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Super Soft Feel: Crafted from a premium jersey blend that feels broken-in from the first wear.
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Modern Fit: Features a trendy crossover "V" at the neckline for a stylish, retail-ready look.
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Versatile Weight: Light enough to wear indoors in a crowded bar without overheating, but perfect for layering under a jacket.
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Unisex Sizing: A relaxed, comfortable fit that looks great on everyone.
Why this is a seasonal essential:
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The Vibe: A rowdy, cynical, and fun statement that chooses the party over the romance.
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The Look: Cuffed sleeves and a relaxed drape make it perfect for pairing with jeans and sneakers.
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The Function: The perfect middle ground between a tee and a sweatshirt.
Fit Guide (Unisex Retail Fit):
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Fit: True to size for a standard fit; size up for a looser, baggier look.
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Structure: Side-seamed construction for a better shape that doesn't look boxy.
Material Specs:
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Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
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Heathers/Triblends: Premium soft cotton/poly blends
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Lightweight jersey fabric (T-shirt weight)
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